Call off the presses!!!! 2 days in a row the infamous Hoss has plugged away his valuable time into his worthless blog, foresaking such common man standards as excellence such as test grades, homework, and the overrated commodity = sleep.

ok, enough of making fun of this monumental occasion. Let's go back to the purpose of this blog --- well, even I don't know that. so let's just do something anyway. How about the daily categories?

Hoss Moment of the Day (this will become a daily occurence, don't fret)

A couple days ago, I was innocently driving home. As I was driving through the night, I noticed an eager somebody waving at me in the back of the car in front of me. I thought it was somebody I knew. so I smiled. Then I realized I had no idea who this was. After a moment of perplexion, my male ego kicked in. "Of course, Hoss, it's just another teenager awestruck by this hunk of man driving behind her, and she wanted to say thanks for being an incredible looking creature." I understood her joy, and was filled with warmth that I could brighten someone's day just by smiling for them. then my brilliant mind began to think more. "Wow, Hoss, she's still waving. Maybe you should at least pull up and give her your number. She's earned it at least." Well, I was contemplating these egotistical, shallow thoughts when it occurred to me when I looked out the window more. Waitt....

(dramatic pause)

it was a dog. the whole time I had been waving and flirtatiously smiling it had been to a Fido. Fido, and was she sexy. Apparantly, I had mistaken a dog's tail for a hand waving.

Ahh, I'm so stupid... that's why I love me. I still wonder what the driver of the car thinks about that wierd guy who waved at him/her for a couple minutes. Well, buddy you just experienced a hoss moment (it's copyrighted, don't even think about it).

Well, I'm off to go spy in the enemy's land. Yes, Im undercover at a sorority function tonight. I'll be counting how many time I hear the words "I, me, like, whatever" tonight.

Wish me luck
Hoss